funny Photo photograph sexy technology weapon - 4235537152
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Crap, when I get off shift, I have to clean house, make dinner for the old fart, do laundry..Maybe I'll just take this baby home and annihilate the place and everything in it.

funny lady Photo weapon woman - 4289278976
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There. Now, all that's left to do, is carve "Sandwich" into the first bullet...and "Beer" into the second.