Remote? Son, you ARE the remote!
It's nice, but it'll never replace playing outside in the fresh air and getting plenty of exercise.
Oh man, Dad's gonna love that big test pattern when he wakes up from being passed out on the couch.
You'll rot your brain out... Oh no! The classic defense! You'll rot your brain out...You'll rot your brain out...
"It's the largest TV in the world" "Sold!"