Remember...A refrigerator isn't a place for children to play. It's a place to punish them when they've strayed from the righteous path.
the amount of times your mom will tell you to "knock it off" before she snaps and puts your *ss on ice.
and then just close your Adolescence Avoidance Module 3000 until their 18th birthday! Teenage problem years are a thing of the past!
TIME TO NUKE THE FRIDGE.