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So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.

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So I was like, "Mom, chill out. I'll be back in like 3 days, tops."

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