i have no idea why they painted me as a white man either
So then I blew up the Deathstar and killed the Emporer. It was awesome.
Can't you just accept that magnets work and leave it at that?
So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.
And then i was like What are you a gay fish?
And it turned out Snooki WAS cheating on Giovanni.
So I was like, "Mom, chill out. I'll be back in like 3 days, tops."