It was madness, Spock, madness. All these prepubescent girls shouting "Beiber! Beiber!" Then this person comes out on stage, and I asked "Who's that girl?" If you hadn't beamed me up, I don't know if I would have survived! What happened, Jim?
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What happened, Jim? It was madness, Spock, madness. All these prepubescent girls shouting "Beiber! Beiber!" Then this person come out on stage, and I asked "Who's that girl?" If you hadn't beamed me up, I don't know if I would have survived! -William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy

Spock, you get in fights too, but your uniform is always spotless. Explain. It is an ancient Vulcan secret, which no outworlder may know.
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Spock, you get in fights too, but your uniform is always spotless. Explain. It is an ancient Vulcan secret, which no outworlder may know. -William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy

WHO GOT THE ENTIRE FEMALE POPULATION OF OMACRON THETA PREGNANT? Well it certainly wasn't me.
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WHO GOT THE ENTIRE FEMALE POPULATION OF OMACRON THETA PREGNANT? well it certainly wasn't me

Those Black Friday sales are the scariest things I've ever had to face
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Those Black Friday sales are the scariest things I've ever had to face. -William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy

Auditions for Times Square Hunks Are you sure Stand By Your Man is the right song for you, Jim?
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Auditions for Times Square Hunks. Are you sure Stand By Your Man is the right song for you, Jim? -William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy