Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar... ...and doesn't
Calcium plus magnesium equals lolz.
You may keep your acids...BUT all your base are belong to us.
Helium, curium and barium r medical elements fur one simple reason Because if you can't helium or curium, u have 2 barium
Chemistry Cat's got mad pun skillz.
So this dude's like, "Where are you going with all that Element 83?" And I was like... None of your Bismuth.