WHAT EVERY MAN FEARS #3285:"Oh, crap - my exes met and actually LIKE each other!!!!" You know, you're nowhere near as sltty as Joe said you were! Thank you! You're not the evil, castrating btch he described you as, either!
-Um, Mary, there's something floating in my tea.
--Nothing to worry about, dear. That's just the roofie I slipped in it. It'll dissolve in no time.