If your cat is hissing, it's because it's scared.
So you should hug it to reassure it.
To avoid those annoying tears
Cut onions with your eyes firmly shut!
If you don't like government Why don't you move to Somalia
Wearing a clown costume and chasing a girl Will show her you're funny and athletic
If you ever see Insanity Wolf,
Tell him to seek professional help.
If you really want to get your bathroom clean, try mixing ammonia and bleach!