NEED EXTRA MONEY
TRY SELLING CRACK
YOU CAN DATE A SERIAL KILLER IF YOU JUST SET BOUNDARIES FIRST
IT'S GOOD TO GET SOAP IN YOUR EYES WHEN SHOWERING WITH CONTACTS IN
IT CLEANS THEM!
Got a new table? Leave it in the rain to give it that "weathered" look.
Go to a Catholic church
Hand out condoms
IF YOU WANT SOMEONE TO NOTICE THE URGENCY OF YOUR MESSAGES,
USE CAPS LOCK!
If you want a girl to think you're sexy
watch A LOT of pr0n