Want to connect with girlfriend's father?
Tell him you can see where she got the good looks.
ALWAYS BE 100% HONEST ON ETHICS TESTS EVALUATING YOUR EMPLOYABILITY
LOOKING TO SPICE UP YOUR LOVE LIFE?
DONATE YOUR KNEECAPS TO SCIENCE
If your cat won't eat cat food,
give him dog food.
GETTING DRUNK BEFORE GETTING ON A RIDING MOWER MAKES IT SEEM LESS LIKE WORK