Sees new Crazy Girlfriend meme
Aren't you glad I'm not like that? Now stop looking at her.
You know what today is? It's our 3 week and 2 day anniversary!
Breaks up with you for talking to another woman Doesn't care that it was your grandmother
Misreads word in text message Still insists on a three hour conversation to "talk it out"
Hears his phone ring "Who is she?"
Y U NO LET ME EATCHOO? U THINK I'M FAT?
Wants an honest man Hates you when you tell her the truth