Your mom is so poor that she doesn't have any money.
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How do you confuse a blonde
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
What doesn't kill you...
is probably going to hurt you very severely nevertheless.
How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an axe
When there something strange, in the neighborhood Who you gonna call? The police.
A baby seal walked into a club I can't believe they didn't ask for ID