A woman walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" "My name is Sarah Jessica Parker and i would appreciate it if you wouldn't make fun of my physical defects."
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A woman walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" "My name is Sarah Jessica Parker and I would appreciate it if you wouldn't make fun of my physical defects."

What do you get when you cross a car with a train? An accident
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What do you get when you cross a car with a train? An accident

what was the pirates favourite letter? Many pirates were illiterate and so did not know any letters, much less have a favorite. However, even if this pirate were able to read, it is unlikely that we would be able to find out his favorite letter without
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what was the pirate's favourite letter? Many pirates were illiterate and so did not know any letters, much less have a favorite. However, even if this pirate were able to read, it is unlikely that we would be able to find out his favorite letter without asking him since pirates were primarily in existence two to four centuries ago. In addition, most people don't have a favorite letter, and so a pirate would probably not be an exception.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Robin, get in the car."
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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Robin, get in the car."

A monk walks into a strip club. He immediately leaves as it was not his intended destination.
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A monk walks into a strip club. He immediately leaves as it was not his intended destination.