What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Someone else's cheese.
What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Well it's not going to happen so I don't see the point in giving this a name.
Don't worry, there are many fish in the sea that got killed by oil spills
Bird flu is not a joke But I get it.
So this horse walks into a bar and the bartender says...
"Why is there a horse in my bar?"
A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar...
They have a very civil discussion on religion, then go home.