JOHNSON!! Ms. Whiskers is on Maternity Leave! You are going to need to sit on twice as many stacks of paper per day to pick up the slack!
WHOSE TURN IS IT THIS WEEK
TO BE THE PAPER SHREDDER?
Don't be mean; BE MEME! Meme Animals is just a click away!
EVACUATE THE CONFERENCE ROOM SOMEONE TURNED ON THE VACUUM
I won't be in the office tomorrow sir, I'll be occupying a litterbox on Wall Street
MBA, PHD, SOLID WORK HISTORY. IT'S JUST...
THE OTHER GUY HAS A CAN OPENER ON HIS KEYRING