I hate telling jokes about Noble Gases
There's never any reaction
If your mom was an element on the periodic table she would be hydrogen.
Because everyone bonds with her.
Bond, Ionic Bond
Taken, not shared
If Water is H2O, what's Ice? H2O CUBED, of course!
Do I know any jokes about Sodium Hypobromite?
Actually, I prefer nitrates They're cheaper than the day rates
I do play music I am so good they call me Ace-Tone