If Peeta was a redhead
He would be the gingerbread man.
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the Boos!
Don't be mean; BE MEME! Meme Animals is just a click away!
Why do fish always sing off key?
Because you can't tuna fish!
A nervous guitarist?
Tell him to stop fretting
Once you've seen one shopping center
You've seen a mall.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.