The clock was hungry
so it went back four seconds
HEY, CONGRESS Are doughnuts hole foods?
Why did the hipster burn his hand?
'Cause he changed the light bulb before it was cool!
I tried to write with a broken pencil
But it was pointless
What do you call a spanish guy that has rubber toes? Roberto
THERE IS A FINE LINE BETWEEN
A NUMERATOR AND A DENOMINATOR
Attempted to make cat joke,
Wasn't feline it