Needs to use the restroom in the middle of the night. Takes cellphone, ID, pocket knife, lighter, and flashlight... Just in case...
Still hungry after I ate.
I have a tapeworm!
Friday the 13th
Finds a spider in his room This must be where they breed
Elevator door doesn't immediately open
Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!
Coincidentally make the same 5 turns as the car in front of me.
THEY PROBABLY THINK I'M FOLLOWING THEM