I don't usually snuggle next to you in your bed. But when I do, I make sure to sneeze directly in your face.
I don't always tempt you to rub my belly. But when I do, I make sure to latch onto you with all my claws and teeth when you try to.
I don't always sit on your bed but when I do, you're making it.
I DON'T ALWAYS SIT LIKE A HUMAN... BUT WHEN I DO, I SIT LIKE A BOSS