I don't always know when you're eating But when I do, it's impossible to get rid of me until I get some
I don't always want to crawl in your lap for snuggles But when I do, I sneeze right in your face
I don't always sleep in your bed while you are in it, but when I do your face becomes my personal butt cushion.
I don't always drink milk But when I do, I prefer lapping it out of your glass
I don't always stare at you, but when I do, You're in the middle of getting dressed
I don't always kill small animals But when I do, I hide them where you'll never find them!