A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
HOW DOES REESE EAT HER CEREAL?
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,
but I'd never met herbivore.