Getting Rid of Pennies
Doesn't Make Cents
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese
What concert cost 45 cents?
50 cent and Nickleback
What's the quickest way to double your money? Fold it in half
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.