Called in sick today. I'm feeling EEL! eh?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A TUBA PLAYER THAT FELL DOWN A MINESHAFT?
A FLAT MINOR.
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing
IT'S NOT THAT THE MAN DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO JUGGLE,
HE JUST DIDN'T HAVE THE BALLS TO DO IT
What do you call a 3 eyed-pig?
What is the best way to catch a fish?
Have someone throw it at you.
How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis!