How do you secure a jewelry store? You locket!
If a short, hairy person tells you to do something...
and you have to comply, is it...
FORCE OF HOBBIT?!
Why was the eel upset with his report card? 'Cause he wanted MOR-AYS!
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN JOAN RIVERS AND THE GREAT PYRAMID OF CHEOPS?
ABOUT 3 YEARS.
I WONDER WHAT THE VATICAN SMELLS LIKE? I BET POPE-OURRI.
My tailor didn't like what i wanted him to make.
But he said "Suit yourself."