"Dont worry baby, I'm neutered."
Has 8 new kittens 2 months later.
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Buries car keys
Doesn't bury poop
BEGS TO BE LET IN
REFUSES TO COME INSIDE
Wants you to pet him
Sits just out of arms reach
Starts gagging on the hardwood floor,
pukes on the carpet.