You're doing it wrong
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'Scuse me. Pardon me. Hey, buddy. Can ya hear me? Dude, seriously. I'm tryin' to help ya. Okay, fine! HEY DUMB AZZ! YOUR LENS CAP IS STILL ON!
f-stop 16? Good, good depth of field...
Shutter speed 1/15 sec? No, no! You'll get camera-shake!
Sometimes what we are looking for is nearer than we think.
Okay, so I'm not two mountain sheep running their heads together, but I deserve my fifteen minutes of fame too!