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  • No problem.. I'm just browsing

  • Dear Diary,I think my wife has finally forgiven me! It's my birthdaytoday, and I'm almost certain she's planninga surprise forme this evening.

  • Doris! Wait .. he's got a beard, he's not bald, there's no tattoo. Are you sure we have the right address?

  • Cry havoc! And let slip the dogs of war

  • An don't gimmeh anya yr backchat!!1!

  • Dear Diary, The menu was changed without my permissiontoday. And the litter box has been moved.Again. I think it's time for some new house staff.

  • PSALM 139:14

  • Wun toe, toe too. Um .. toe tow? No .. toe toe? Wait .. wun toe, anudder tow, elebenty free toes!1!! All dere *sigh*

  • Dis way!! Dis Way!1! Haus-staff vacansee open!!1!Cumman be intavewdMust hav eskellent kitchin skillz!!1!

  • Well yer bref smells!!1!... Adn yer muddar dressiz ya funneh!!1!

  • Dear Diary, The training classes have a steeper learning curve than I anticipated ...

  • Ho-ho-ho ... Now tell me more about that moo-whey? You can keep the sham dong.

  • Dear Diary,Spent hoursof fun today,teaching thenew puppyto fetch...an invisibleball!;o)

  • Apologies to Lewis Carroll

  • Alice? No, what does it look like?

  • Hi Honey ..I'm home!!

  • Dear Diary,The darn cat has been eavesdropping on the child's bedtime stories again.He keeps acting weird and won't stop callingme "Calvin"!

  • Dear Diary, Had so much fun today, teasing the dog through the glass sliding door. I'm hoping his concussion will leave him with persistent amnesia.

  • But it's true!I don't knowanyone calledCalvin!And anyway,Suzie is lying, he didn't throw stones at her ..it was a balloon filled with water!

  • Dear Diary,Mom and Dad are bringinghome a boy child today!I think I'll callhim Calvin.Wonder what he'll call me?

  • Dear Diary,Today I hypnotized the dog to think the living room rug is a patch of grass, and the chairs are trees. He'll be gone in two days.

  • Dear Diary,Today I hypnotized the dog to think he was a ball. Nobody seemed to notice anything different when I sent him out to "fetch" himself.

  • Dear Diary,Today I hypnotized the dog into thinking he was a meat-bone. Peed myself laughing when he tried to bury himself!

  • Dear Diary,Today I hypnotized the dog to think he was a bird.He flapped his ears so hard when he saw me, i swear he nearly took off!

  • Dear DiarySpent some quality time with the dog today. What bliss!Hypnotized him to think he was a cushion.

  • Mawm!!!1!... Is fur you

  • Penny!!1! We outta fishz!!1!... Penny??/?

  • No, no , NO!I sedz "play DED"!!1!Yuo stillz not ded enuf... play hardur!

  • 5-7-5

  • Spock! You can't be serious!Pon farr?Now?

 
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