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Before panicking about gaining much more weight than you thought, unzip the dress before trying to put it on.
No matter how hard you sleepily smack it, the cat does not have a snooze button on the top of his head.
Hot sauce packets at a fast-food restaurant WILL explode and splatter very far, all the way to the ceiling... and three tables over into an elderly man's eyes. (I'm so sorry old man!) #LFMF
Don't eat red popsicles when you're feeling ill. If you forget about them while throwing up later, you're in for a moment of pure horror.
