By
nativeca66
on Nov 20, 2009
at 12:01 AM
Ohai WB. Yesh yesh. I didn hab problem wif varmints at furst, but nao teh Rockies showed up. The 'Yotes and possims stay away coz shed iz next tew neightbor yard wif big goggies, but the rakoonz jes flip dem teh bird and say, "Wuts mein iz mein, and dis iz mein. So, nao ai bring kibblolz in bowls in teh morning and gushifuds at nite. Teh heater iz foar daddeh, nawt ferule bebbehs, butt wen ai iz owt there, they warm dems butts 'fore dey snorglol in the furniture blankeez. Ai did put the blankeez awn tawp ob awl the shelves yisterday wen ai bizit dem in teh morning, and dey wuz awl snorglold up theres. Cali awlreddy told meh 'bout teh door. Shii freeks owt iffn ai try to close it, eben wen shii iz owtside. Shii howls, "NO daddeh!" Shii caretaker ob the boyz. Shii sed, "PHHHT PHHHT" wen Rockie came 'rownd tonight. Ai had tew tell her, "NO!"
