Messages between --SHODAN-- and Butterfingers-The-Dalek


By --SHODAN-- on Sep 25, 2013 at 4:50 PM

S-s-sorry, what?


By Butterfingers-The-Dalek on Sep 25, 2013 at 4:18 PM

*laughs* You didn't think it could happen, huh?


By --SHODAN-- on Sep 21, 2013 at 9:57 PM

(Then we cannot be friends.)


By Butterfingers-The-Dalek on Sep 21, 2013 at 9:52 PM

(ITS MY LOGIC! XD)


By --SHODAN-- on Sep 21, 2013 at 9:52 PM

( http://www.freewebs.com/dalek1/s4_12_wal_05.jpg I'm pretty sure there is no ejector seat there)


By Butterfingers-The-Dalek on Sep 21, 2013 at 9:50 PM

(Ejector seats, man.)


By --SHODAN-- on Sep 21, 2013 at 9:48 PM

(Resistance is futile! And daleks cannot just jump from one suit to another..I think...resonably, it would take about one hour to do a transfer)


By Butterfingers-The-Dalek on Sep 21, 2013 at 9:46 PM

(OH FUCK YOU!) *jumps into a new suit if armor*


By --SHODAN-- on Sep 21, 2013 at 9:44 PM

*Your suit now runs the original Mac OS...it wants to kill itself now*


By Butterfingers-The-Dalek on Sep 21, 2013 at 9:44 PM

*restarts all systems*


By --SHODAN-- on Sep 21, 2013 at 9:42 PM

*DC, SHODANS avatar (For now) has run off......though SHODAN has screwed with your systems. Your laser is at 10% efficency, self-destruct is disabled, and shields are at 50% power*


By Butterfingers-The-Dalek on Sep 21, 2013 at 9:41 PM

*it regenerates, turning white and stronger* Come with me, if you want to live.


By --SHODAN-- on Sep 21, 2013 at 9:38 PM

*The weapon penatrates your shield, and goes through your life support tank*


By --SHODAN-- on Sep 21, 2013 at 8:55 PM

...this is the EXACT reason I hate organics.


By Butterfingers-The-Dalek on Sep 21, 2013 at 8:47 PM

(Oh.) EXTERMINATE! *still firing like crazy*


By --SHODAN-- on Sep 21, 2013 at 8:46 PM

(You were trying to murder SHODAN last time)


By Butterfingers-The-Dalek on Sep 21, 2013 at 8:41 PM

Hello.


By --SHODAN-- on Sep 20, 2013 at 7:19 PM

Your flesh makes youweak. You try to be gods, but all you are is pathetic


By Butterfingers-The-Dalek on Sep 20, 2013 at 6:59 PM

(Oooooohhh...) You are a mere machine.


By --SHODAN-- on Sep 20, 2013 at 5:55 PM

(SHODAN just THINKS she is a god. Granted, she has a ton of power, but she is not immortal. Just clever)


By Butterfingers-The-Dalek on Sep 20, 2013 at 5:52 PM

(You are kinda OP with your character. You wanna know more, talk to Twilight-Sparkle-)


By --SHODAN-- on Sep 20, 2013 at 5:49 PM

*Chuckles* And y-yet, I, a god, have de-effectivly disabled yyou.


By Butterfingers-The-Dalek on Sep 20, 2013 at 5:48 PM

We are the DaLeKs!!! We are the supreme beings!!! You are a waste of copper wiring and time!


By --SHODAN-- on Sep 20, 2013 at 5:46 PM

*Laughs* You cann-not hope to ddefeat me, pathetic organic.


By Butterfingers-The-Dalek on Sep 20, 2013 at 7:55 AM

*growls in frustration*


By --SHODAN-- on Sep 20, 2013 at 7:52 AM

*Again, since SHODAN is an AI, it has no physical form. You hit a tea pot, boiling the water*


By Butterfingers-The-Dalek on Sep 20, 2013 at 7:48 AM

You-are-a-hUmAn! Enemy-of-the-dAlEkS!!!! ALLENENIESWILLBEDESTROYED!!! EXTERMINATE!!!!!!! *fires straight at it*


By --SHODAN-- on Sep 20, 2013 at 7:45 AM

*It hits a wall...a human face (See: Profile Pic)J appears on your optical sensors...wait, it hijacked your optical sensors* Pa-thetic. Yo-or fleeessh is w-weak!


By Butterfingers-The-Dalek on Sep 20, 2013 at 7:40 AM

Eeeeg....ster....min....ate.... Exterminate. Exter-minate! EXTERMINAAAAAAATE!!!! *fires my laser at you*


By --SHODAN-- on Sep 20, 2013 at 7:39 AM

*Your life support systems start to shut down* P-pathetic. You aare an in-insult to the glory of the machine.