--SHODAN--

By Dan_Wesson on Mar 27, 2015 at 10:26 PM

You still over here?)

By Dan_Wesson on Mar 27, 2015 at 10:11 PM

Dood)

By Dan_Wesson on Mar 27, 2015 at 10:03 PM

*it grows back* Thank god I'm not like my mother, traveling around with a severed hand. *pops a 22 in your ass, it doesn't really stop or stun you, it just hurts*

By --SHODAN-- on Mar 27, 2015 at 10:01 PM

*BREAKS ALL OF YOUR FINGERS, PUTS YOUR HAND INTO A BLENDER*

By Dan_Wesson on Mar 27, 2015 at 10:00 PM

Fuck no you don't. *shoots the bolt out of the door and leaves* And you're coming with me. *grabs oshodan*

By --SHODAN-- on Mar 27, 2015 at 9:59 PM

Okay, so its less useful than a breast implant. *Starts turning you tino a mindless cyborg slave*

By Dan_Wesson on Mar 27, 2015 at 9:55 PM

It is pretty sad. So many good characters...) No it's a TV-B-Gone I modified to be an implant. Turns off any tv within 100 feet. I took it to Vegas once that was a hell of a time.

By --SHODAN-- on Mar 27, 2015 at 9:52 PM

Breast implants don't count. (Man, looking at my fr list, I'm seeing so many inactive/dead accounts. Its depressing)

By Dan_Wesson on Mar 27, 2015 at 9:50 PM

Hey fuck you, I already have implants.

By --SHODAN-- on Mar 27, 2015 at 9:48 PM

Oshodan: You thinking what I'm thinking? RegShodan: Cyborg this bitch? OShodan: Yeah. *Forces you into a cyborg convertor*

By Dan_Wesson on Mar 27, 2015 at 9:47 PM

(Dood)

By Dan_Wesson on Mar 27, 2015 at 9:40 PM

(10s and 9s are for pussies, 45 or nothin.) *houdinis the fuck out of there, returns with an organic you on a hand dolly* This is why I became a scientist. *unblindfolds you/her/whatever*

By --SHODAN-- on Mar 27, 2015 at 9:35 PM

(Glock 10mm auto) *Kills the replicators/quantum reconstruction devices, turns you into cyborg)

By Dan_Wesson on Mar 27, 2015 at 9:33 PM

BEER!)

By Dan_Wesson on Mar 27, 2015 at 9:32 PM

*reatomizes with a few nanites* (there is no Glock 10.)

By --SHODAN-- on Mar 27, 2015 at 9:32 PM

(System shock replicators can't do that complex shit. The most they can do is ammo, or alternativley beer)

By --SHODAN-- on Mar 27, 2015 at 9:31 PM

*Shoots you with a glock10 with fero-uranium rounds, repeaditly in the face*

By Dan_Wesson on Mar 27, 2015 at 9:30 PM

And if there isn't, ima fucking make one dammit. *places carbon in one of your 3d printers and uses nanites programmed with your soon-to-be genetics and makes a semi-organic form of you, enables emotion*

By Dan_Wesson on Mar 27, 2015 at 9:29 PM

There was.

By --SHODAN-- on Mar 27, 2015 at 9:27 PM

There is no organic form, ins-sect.

By Dan_Wesson on Mar 27, 2015 at 9:27 PM

*uses graphene coated ammo, it's 200 times stronger than them* So where the hell is your organic form? She was cute.

By --SHODAN-- on Mar 27, 2015 at 9:25 PM

*More cortex reapers*

By Dan_Wesson on Mar 27, 2015 at 9:24 PM

Again? Dammit. *regenerates*

By --SHODAN-- on Mar 27, 2015 at 9:23 PM

*Literally no effect....a cortex reaper pins you, and harvests your brain*

By Dan_Wesson on Mar 27, 2015 at 9:20 PM

Like this. *fires a 40 at your cpu*

By --SHODAN-- on Mar 27, 2015 at 9:19 PM

How can you kill an immortal machine?

By Dan_Wesson on Mar 27, 2015 at 9:14 PM

I thought a 50 cal took care of you...

By --SHODAN-- on Mar 27, 2015 at 9:13 PM

I'MMMMM BAAACKKKK MEATBAGS!