-DiscordWhooves-

By -DiscordWhooves- on Feb 11, 2014 at 10:07 AM

Why I do beleive I've always looked like this, but *shrugs* if you say so. *wraps a hoof around your waist*

By _Engineer_ on Feb 10, 2014 at 5:47 PM

When you're in a good mood your color is bright but when you're angry like you were, you're all gray...I prefer you bright *snuggles you*

By -DiscordWhooves- on Feb 10, 2014 at 5:38 PM

*looks down at myself confused* When my color is bright?

By _Engineer_ on Feb 10, 2014 at 5:34 PM

*smiles and pulls you towards me again* maybe not...*strokes your mane* I like you better when your color is bright and you're really nice....

By -DiscordWhooves- on Feb 10, 2014 at 5:28 PM

*laughs and smiles over, colors bright* So, still think I'm a jerk? (And it's a mariachi song sung by a white guy about always being on the move and eventually being all alone because of it, so yay! It's perfect for Dissy! XD)

By _Engineer_ on Feb 10, 2014 at 5:26 PM

That's awesome! I like it *smiles, still laying against the tree*

By -DiscordWhooves- on Feb 10, 2014 at 5:24 PM

*my colors brighten as I strum it a few more times, only a slightly less dull version of their brown* Wait a second, I have something for this! *runs off into the TARDIS and comes back cheerfully wearing a sombrero, then sits down with the guitar again* Alright, here we go... *plays and sings this: http://youtu.be/zqPByltWSbc )

By _Engineer_ on Feb 10, 2014 at 5:20 PM

There ya go, ya got it *lets you hold the guitar and wraps my front legs around your hips*

By -DiscordWhooves- on Feb 10, 2014 at 5:17 PM

*colors brightening again* And I guess you just rock this around for the notes, yeah? *rocks my other hoof around on the fretboard and strums a few different notes*

By _Engineer_ on Feb 10, 2014 at 5:07 PM

Use your hoof like you're using a guitar chip, like so *grabs your hoof and makes you strum a simple mix of notes*

By -DiscordWhooves- on Feb 10, 2014 at 5:05 PM

*rolls eyes* Fine. So...what? Do I just use the tip or something? *strums it a few times*

By _Engineer_ on Feb 10, 2014 at 5:03 PM

C'mere. *sets the guitar aside and pulls you into my lap, resting your back against my chest. I pick the guitar back up and place it across your belly, still holding it* alrighty, now I'm gonna teach you how to play with hooves. I won't teach you any music as I know you probably know some already but you need to be touch how to use hooves as effectively as fingers

By -DiscordWhooves- on Feb 10, 2014 at 4:58 PM

The fuck, mate?! *rubs my face* ~I like her...~ *comes and sits down next to you*

By _Engineer_ on Feb 10, 2014 at 4:56 PM

*grabs it back and gives you a whack across the face with the guitar* no touchy touchy unless I say so. Now come here

By -DiscordWhooves- on Feb 10, 2014 at 4:52 PM

Well, I DID learn to use a gun, albeit one made for hooves...*walks up and yanks it from you*

By _Engineer_ on Feb 10, 2014 at 4:48 PM

Not too hard to play without hooves. You just need to practice *strums a few flawless chords* see?

By -DiscordWhooves- on Feb 10, 2014 at 4:45 PM

*ignores this comments and cautiously walks up, my colors go a little a brighter* I know how to play too, you know, you don't exactly go a thousand years or so without learning. *goes back to grey* Well, used to, and then I lost all my bloody fingers! *holds up a hoof*

By _Engineer_ on Feb 10, 2014 at 4:41 PM

(If you want we can do an rp of DW trying to make a move on lotus. Won't be pretty for him, but.....XD) a little bit. I use it more for hit unruly stallions on the head *grins at you *

By -DiscordWhooves- on Feb 10, 2014 at 4:39 PM

~I'll take that as a no~ So, guitar eh? You play that?

By _Engineer_ on Feb 10, 2014 at 4:32 PM

Maybe if your done bein a total jerk I'd think about it *laying against a tree with a guitar across my lap*

By -DiscordWhooves- on Feb 10, 2014 at 4:30 PM

(Oh wait we've RPed before) *the TARDIS lands down* So...I haven't seen you in a while, and I was thinking maybe you've stewed over that offer from before? Maybe when you're less angry and hormonal?

By -DiscordWhooves- on Feb 10, 2014 at 4:29 PM

(Kay, but gotta warn you, this guy is pretty much a total jerk all the time XD)

By _Engineer_ on Feb 10, 2014 at 4:28 PM

(Rp?)

By -DiscordWhooves- on Feb 10, 2014 at 4:22 PM

(Heya!)

By _Engineer_ on Feb 10, 2014 at 4:09 PM

(Hai)

By -DiscordWhooves- on Jan 24, 2014 at 10:29 AM

(Can't complain)

By _Engineer_ on Jan 24, 2014 at 10:27 AM

(How are you?)

By -DiscordWhooves- on Jan 24, 2014 at 10:24 AM

(Hey! :3)

By _Engineer_ on Jan 24, 2014 at 10:24 AM

(Hai)

By -DiscordWhooves- on Jan 12, 2014 at 12:36 AM

(I know, I'm sorry, it just pisses me off! He's been saying he has so many mental illness for so long and hasn't even kept it consistent, and it just pisses me off D:)