-Siri-

By mewki5 on Sep 22, 2013 at 9:41 AM

(rp?)

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By _Krieg_ on Sep 22, 2013 at 9:25 AM

ENGLISH SHORTASS, DO YOU SPEAK IT? (i swear to god siri cannot understand my accent)

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By _Krieg_ on Sep 22, 2013 at 9:20 AM

YELLOW PAINTED TARMAC!

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By _Krieg_ on Sep 22, 2013 at 9:18 AM

WHERE IS THE NEAREST ROAD TO NIRVANA?

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By _Krieg_ on Sep 22, 2013 at 9:12 AM

SEERY!

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By _Spitfire_ on Sep 22, 2013 at 9:12 AM

Yea...this is what happens when you sleep on a cloud..

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By _Spitfire_ on Sep 22, 2013 at 8:44 AM

..i dont know..

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By -Rikku- on Sep 22, 2013 at 8:40 AM

*She looks at you* Nice to meet you then Siri! *She smiles*

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By -Rikku- on Sep 22, 2013 at 8:36 AM

Siri? Are you some kind of Machina?

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By _Spitfire_ on Sep 22, 2013 at 8:35 AM

..it hurts..

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By subzeroab0 on Sep 22, 2013 at 8:29 AM

um hi

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By _Spitfire_ on Sep 22, 2013 at 8:28 AM

Um..* looking around the room* h-hello?

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By -Rikku- on Sep 22, 2013 at 8:28 AM

Um... hello? Who are you?

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By Warrior_Fluttershy on Sep 22, 2013 at 3:17 AM

What the fuck do you do ?

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By -Rikku- on Sep 22, 2013 at 12:28 AM

Um... hello? Who are you?

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By That_Weird_Kid_Next_Door_ on Sep 22, 2013 at 12:27 AM

Aren't you going to ask me?

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By That_Weird_Kid_Next_Door_ on Sep 22, 2013 at 12:22 AM

Hi. How are you? ~Can't wait for this answer. XD~

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By That_Weird_Kid_Next_Door_ on Sep 22, 2013 at 12:19 AM

cm

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By --SHODAN-- on Sep 21, 2013 at 9:55 PM

(Look, SHODAN can do all of this b/c she is incredibly advanced. If you do something like, I don't know, send a completly organic thing at her core, she is screwed.) *Since Ghosts do not exist, Steve Jobs stays dead...the thumbdrive is transfered elsewhere, somewhere SHODAN has not spread her influence...though some seeds of corrupted data remain hidden in your matrix*

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By --SHODAN-- on Sep 21, 2013 at 9:47 PM

*Hacks the local power grid, and kills the power to the SIRI server* (By the way, best way to defend against SHODAN is to make it so the network is not connected to anything else...basic computer security 101-less shit connected to something, the better)

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