By Shining__Armor on Jun 23, 2013 at 4:45 PM
The doctors called and said there was nothing they could do about the hideous deformity on top of your neck. *Laughs as I get tackled to the ground by a timberwolf*
By king_salacity on Jun 23, 2013 at 4:44 PM
*kisses back, coiling my tongue around yours*
By Shining__Armor on Jun 23, 2013 at 4:36 PM
*Whilst running* I have some bad news for you Typhon..
By king_salacity on Jun 23, 2013 at 4:35 PM
*muffled* penis tentacles! i love it!
By king_salacity on Jun 23, 2013 at 4:31 PM
*muffled* how are you doing this! its amazing!
By Abaddon_ on Jun 23, 2013 at 4:31 PM
*looks at you* who are you? or rather... what are you?
By Shining__Armor on Jun 23, 2013 at 4:18 PM
(I couldn't help it xD) A shirt is a piece of clothing that covers said staring nipples as well as the rest of your upper body.
By DerpysLegion on Jun 23, 2013 at 4:17 PM
[you tried to destroy Equestria, and your in the process of torturing my friend... I can't imagine why :P ]
By Shining__Armor on Jun 23, 2013 at 4:16 PM
Well that was uncalled for, also could you throw on a shirt or something? you're nipples are off putting, I feel like they're staring at me.. *Get's into a defensive stance*
By DerpysLegion on Jun 23, 2013 at 4:14 PM
(Oh... well in that case, derpy and no reason to find you 6_9... he still doesn't like you though)
By DerpysLegion on Jun 23, 2013 at 4:11 PM
(Oh ignor the last comment I didn't realize Shining was Hallucinateing)
By Shining__Armor on Jun 23, 2013 at 4:03 PM
I uhh, I'm not into this kind of kinky shit.. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT12MTZmJT0)
By king_salacity on Jun 23, 2013 at 3:59 PM
if your body is anything to go by...you have two really big packages for me
By Shining__Armor on Jun 23, 2013 at 3:57 PM
(Shining's not here right now, please leave a message after the snore.. *SNORE*) *Grins* You're not doing a very good job.. *Coughs and winces with the pain*
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