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Entertaining Memes And Tweets For Those Who Can't Stand The Boredom

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    Text - clean slate @PleaseBeGneiss Dentist: open wide Me: :) Dentist: not your arms Me: :( 11:33 AM · 2/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Me doing something by myself ÞEasy Normal Hard Me doing the same thing but people are watching Easy Normal ÞHard
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    Text - Uhhh, let me get a footlong хanax SUBWAY Pharmacy
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    Text - Betches O betches @betchesluvthis Job interviewer: What's your biggest weakness? Me: probably bread baskets.
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    Vehicle - Dads naming boats might be my favorite thing ever ABOAT TIME Fishizzle Feeling Näuti . ST. THOMAS WOOD TOO WOOD NOT Pier Pressure ANCOUVER BC THE DAD UNSINKABLE II CIRRHOSIS OF THE RIVER AQUA HOLIC
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    Text - REAL TOUGH realtoughdad *DAD @realtoughdad My kid just learned how to "hee haw" like a donkey and is very dedicated to perfecting his craft. Sol am torn between supporting his budding raw talent and wanting to break all the things.
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    Text - Me and the boys chillin at the hospital while the psychiatrist tries to explain the severity of my schizophrenia
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    Text - Chris Kelly O @imchriskelly Someone once introduced Jeff Goldblum to me at a party by saying, "This is Chris Kelly," and he exclaimed, "My god, of course!" I couldn't believe it. He know who I was?? Then he proceeded to say, "My god, of course!" to every person he was introduced to. I love Jeff Goldblum.
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    Mason jar - TELLING PEOPLE SWEAR JAR ABOUT MY DOG WHEN I WASN'T ASKED JAR
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    Text - Him: What are the neighbors' names again? The couple next door? Me: Duncan and Angus. Him: Not the dogs, the people. Me: Why would I know that?
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    Text - Michael Tiberi @MichaelJTiberi Thate when someone says, "exercise is my drug." Um, have you ever done drugs? They're way better than running on a treadmill.
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    Text - Saw this at work yesterday ARE WE RUNNING Lowen ANYTHING? Will to live
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    Product - I need this sign for my entire life NO PEOPLE bedbethandbeyend.com MEMES
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    Photo caption - Our cat was forgotten outside. She activated our Ring to come in. 02:26:52 AM 26:53 AM
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    Transport - You don't have to put on the red light. ROCK
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    Text - "No thanks, I'm vegetarian" is a fun thing to say when someone tries to hand you their baby. somee cards user card
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    Text - A man bought a billboard advertising himself in order to get a date Date Mark This could be the sign you've been waiting for Visit DatingMark.co.uk Image credits: Mark Rofe
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    Text - When you are watching Jeopardy and get a question right bviral
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    Drink - Me: How much is the rent for this gorgeous apartment? "Sir, this is a liquor store." OmeRealiprM
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    Text - rocketreturns mini m&ms are better than normal ones bc they cater to the very specific urge to eat colorful aquarium gravel Source: rocketreturns 108,952 notes
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    Product - the crumbs in my bed exfoliate my skin
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    Organism - US plans limits for 'emotional support' animals on flights Share O 3 hours ago Tag your bag REUTERS An emotional support peacock was turned away from Newark airport in 2018 The US is seeking to limit the kinds of animals that airlines must allow on board for free. Travel A
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    Cartoon - TED TALKS THEODORE CONVERSATION
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    Hair - LOVEBOOSH It takes about ninety mink to make a small lady's glove. That's 'cause they're really crap at sewing.
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    Water - When ur at the pool with ur friends and ur lowkey drowning bc u can't swim but u don't wanna ruin the fun
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    People - ARZALAR Bad parental motivational speeches. A teacher? A teacher? Honey, prostitutes make twice that money.
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    Product - If you can't find the right book then you're obviously in the... 福興 WONG FOOK HING BOOK STORE 4占局專售中一至中五中學課本 THS100/ ii GOR
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    Text - 2 bigdoge69 17yr: whenever u r sad just say "nyoom" whenever u walk around a corner it will make u feel better 100% trust me i am a doctor Source: 17yr 302,345 notes
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    Adaptation - lying owl is mood
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    Text - Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch Say it aint so, | will not go, turn the lights off 41 Strange @41Strange · 16h Corgis in snow 17:11 · 17 Nov 19 · Twitter for iPhone 29.6K Retweets 154K Likes
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    Text - "u are what u eat" i don't remember eating anxiety n back problems but ok
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    Technology - "how bad is your eye sight" me: 118T4 ocos icos
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    Text - When you told them to be the salt of the earth but they choose to be salty to everyone on earth instead alitcatholicmemes
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    Facial expression - when someone asks me "How's life?" I don't hate it. I just don't like it at all, and it's terrible. MEMES
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    Text - girls dont care about how tall u are. how good looking u are. how hot ur body is. girls only care about 1 thing and 1 thing only. memes
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    Toy - cizayox This is honestly what i look like in my minds eye
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    Grass - Ihaven't met my new neighbor yet, but her dogs love me
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    Text - If you're not in my circle of trust, you're probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt
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    Goat - GOAT A GOAT B GOAT C GOAT D GOAT E
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    Facial expression - What's the best way to make friends? Tell a woman that you love her, and she says “...i think we're just friends"

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