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77 Pointless Memes Full Of Dumb Comedic Relief

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    pear - Pear pressure is the most intimidating thing imaginable DO IT BITCH
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    White - NORMAL DISTRIBUTION PARANORMAL DISTRIBUTION
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    Text - just foiled your plan PLAN (P+L)(A+N) PA+ PN + LA + LN
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    Text - prodigy af @ProdigyNelson Her: when you said "magical in bed" this isn't exactly what I was exp- Me: *holds up 8 of hearts* is this your card Her: *softly* holy shit
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    Otter - Due to budget cuts the Navy SEALS will be replaced by the Navy OTTERS roachpatrol: tastefullyoffensive: | (via shadowfogkiller) well at least he's taking it seriously
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    Product - \„/ The most metal choir l've seen \,,/ billiseatingapisspopsicle + 4h Ineken QUA ANIELS WHASKET thank you.
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    Font - You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing.
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    Face - Windows Task Manager (Not Responding) File Options View Windows Help Applications Processes Services Performance Networking Users Task Status Ironic, he could save others from death, but not himself.
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    Playhouse - "Shit, my mom's home. Go out the back bitch"
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    Brick - Seems legit (ENGLISH) DO NOT ENTER HERE SPANISH) ENTER O SOMEWHERE ELSO
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    Technology - DDR RAM ARANIY OOF HEMOVED 51004899 168 DOR PC 2100, 266MHz, CL25. 184PIN M22N1364 658GXBY Also DDR RAM CeStT6E
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    Sign - Simon HB 2 Follow enorock Of course they bloody do. Their feet can barely touch the pedals. Cut them some slack. Red Squirrels Drive slowly
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    Junk food - This Triceratops will hold your Taco for you while you put your toppings on. It's called the TriceraTaco.
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    Horse - Now watch me whip Now watch me neigh neigh
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    Wood - dreamwurks heart Vo When english majors get drunk. proudreally: This is too good not to reblog OYE
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    Cartoon
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    Text - WELL, THAT DIDN'T WORK An Autobiography
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    Text - Wanna hear a joke about paper? 10:51 pm Sure <~< 10:55 pm Never mind it's tearable 10:55 pm How do I block people on here 10:56 pm
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    Text - I'm sure some people don't ever remember when you had to manually finish shut down. Microsoft Windows is now sate to tum off your compute
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    Hair - a werewolf who doesn't know that they're a werewolf would be an unawarewolf koshio.if
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    Escalator - How betrayal feels like S SE SPAS
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    Clothing - The perfect shirt doesn't exi-
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    Coca-cola - When you go to take out the trash, but you can't find your shoes: 5 unusual ideas to reuse plastic bottles. goo.gl/nofgvd CLASSIC CLASSIC 1,51 Coca-Cola 2gm)
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    Map - When ur friend tags u in something fresh and spicy Strasbourgo Augsburg Mupich OFucking Zürich Austr Liechtenstein Switzerland Même Slo Tfieste A 17 h 12 min 1,650 km Varona Venice irenoble Padua Cr Genoa Bologna San Marino Pisa Nice O Florence seille
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    Text - Bouncer: "Sorry. I need to see an ID." Girl: "I told you... I'm 30. Why would anyone lie about that?"
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    Text - bull-shipping: bull-shipping: bull-shipping: what are the strongest days of the week? saturday and sunday. the rest are weekdays. stop unfollowing me
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    Text - motherhenna me, holding my newborn child: what are its stats?? fattyatomicmutant Class: Infant Race: human Strength: 0 can barely support own head Agility 0 needs to learn to walk Intelligence: 2, understands that crying brings food, replacement of soiled garments with fresh ones Wisdom 1 no object permanence Charisma: 20 becuase people lose their shit around babies, -1 for each month until Terrible Twos and all Charisma drops to 1. HP: 2 Spells per day: Cloudkill, Telepathic Summons, Sle
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    Text - interviewed what do you call a person who has poor hearing? toecruise what??? interviewed I SAID WHAT DO YOU CALLA PERSON WHO HAS POOR HEARING VIA LOL PICS
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    Text - Decibel Scale (dBA)* 160 Civilization V opening theme Dark Souls 2 Grass 150 150 140 Jet Takeoff 140 130 120 Pneumatic Riveter 124 110 Hammer Drill 114 Chainsaw 110 100 Rock Concert 105 Motorcycle 100 Tractor/Hand Drill 97 Lawn Mower 06 90 80 Vacuum Cleaner 80 City Traffic 78 70 Conversation 65 60 Air Conditioning Unit 60 50 Floor Fan 50 Electrical Transformer 45 40 Refrigerator Hum 40 30 "Sources: www.cdc.gowiniosh/hopicsinoise/noisemeter.html htp:/le-a-ccom/hearingconservationtag main.c
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    Sportswear - Friend: Hey can I have the wifi password? Me: Yep there you go: @theamericanizedfrench MADAGASCAR MAD HARINELINA N RAKOTONDRAMANANA SNATCH LIFT 1-55KG- LIFT 2 55KG
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    Text - It's a sad day. Immagine-Paint File Home Visualiza Appunti Seleziena 29 Pennel Forme Dimensioni Colore Colore immagine Strumenti Forme Colon DONT CRY BECAUSE ITS OVER SMLE BECAUSE IT HAPPENED R.I.P MS PAINTI 985-2017 g 1440 x S22 eixel 50%
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    Product - Wii
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    Photo caption - HOW TO TURN A PLASTIC FORK INTO A METAL FORK made on imgur
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    Text - TRUMP BOAMA QUEEN PINK FLOYD CARPET NO TV SIGNAL POARNEEM
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    Medical assistant - Dr: you're as healthy as a horse Me: great! Dr: a horse with diabetes BadJokeBen
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    Design
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    Fashion accessory - dopamine-serotonin serotonin dopamine oxytocin www.SCIENCEJEWELRY1824.COM
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    Text - Oxytocin this is love. он Tyr HaN. Cys HN. Pro le Leu HN н Gin н H&N Gly Asn н NHa NH. www.sciencejewelry1824.com
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    Branch - Astrocyte e Gerra www.sciencejewelry1824.com
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    Jewellery - Fz3 orbital www.sciencejewelry1824.com
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    Jewellery - INA
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    Jewellery - Circle of Willis Antenor Middle Communicating Cererbral Anterior Cerebral Artery Artery Ophthalmic Artery Artery Internal. Anterior Carotid Choroidal Artery Posterior Communicating Artery Artery Posterior -Cerebral Artery Superior Cerebellar Pontine Arteries Artery Basilar Artery Anterior Inferior Cerebellar Artery Vertebral Artery Anterior Spinal Artery Posterior Inferior Cerebellar Artery www.sciencejewelry1824.com
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    Cartoon - theycantalk.com i wonder if this will bounce maybe that one will
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    World - THE WORLD IS A CAT ....... .... PLAYING WITH AUSTRALIA MontyBoy.net
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    Human - oh no, somebody spilled all of their puppies.
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    Horse - SOMETHING TOUCHED MY FOOT! SOMETHING TOUCHED MY FOOT!
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    Organism - A cat...within a cat..catception
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    Dog breed - I LOST THE BALL BUT IT'S COOL IT'S ALL COOOLL
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    Vertebrate - Eucalize Legalyptus
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    Barn owl - o0o Verizon 4:20 PM * 69% ( Albums barn owl or apple Select @teenybisit
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    Ping pong - PLAYER THREE HAS ENTERED THE GAME
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    Wildlife - SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT
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    Dog - A DAY MAY COME WHEN THE COURAGE OF MEN FAILS WHEN WE FORSAKE OUR FRIENDS AND BREAK ALL BONDS OF FELLOWSHIP BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY
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    Dog - WE EXAMINED YOUR STOOL SAMPLE; IT WAS DELICIOUS SHUT UP MIKE
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    Cartoon - "The lord of Mordor sees all. His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and flesh. A great Eye, lidless, wreathed in flame." Meow
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    Adaptation - who did this aa @dabmoms
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    Text - GORMEETSCOMICS If OMICS.COM UMCOU had to choose between your significant other and SCOM a million dollars,.COM what's the first thing a you'd buy? MEETSCOMICS.C
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    Cartoon - I'm half FULL I'm half I think this is piss Empty
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    Drink - I think you are Fanta ORANGE
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    Octopus - Our pasta, who art in a colander, draíning come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. be your noodles. Thy noodle Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgíve us our indulgences, as we forgive those who make reality TV. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pízza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. RAmen
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    Text - ringingallover: meecheee123: ringingallover: do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho Centaurs aren't real. Do you understand that? yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur
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    Text - dracos-apple benesmauglocked: rj4gui4r: iventuredfromminecraftia: Error 404: Your haiku could not be found. Try again later. Genius As an English teacher, this made me weep tears of awestruck joy.
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    Sky - Woman: I think we should call it galaxx Man: I got a better Idea
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    Text - carryonmy-assbutt: theshadyslut: owlcitymordred: stagdoeandfawn: catully: brigwife: latitudeoctopus: brigwife: wait you mean you don't use the word 'fortnight' in america??? Wait what? Then what do they use? they don't have a word what do you mean they don't have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they?? the fuck is a fortnight It's a word for 'two weeks' We say "two weeks" *thousands of cups of tea smash to the ground in shock* Sa-thousand-words Source: brigwife 483,724 notes Jul
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    Text - dylngtolive when you can hear a singers accent in a song (O_0*) mercutihoe BUT AYE WOOD WALK FAYVE HUNDRED MAYLES AND AYE WOOD WALK FAYVE HUNDRED MORE JUST TA BEE THA MAN HOO WALKED A THOOSAND MAYLES TA FALL DAWN AT YER DOOR dylngtolive I don't know whether I love you or hate you Source: svintpatrick 144,656 notes
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    Land lot - BEHOLD THE FIELD IN WHICH I GROW MY FUCKS LAY THINE EYES UPON IT, AND SEE THAT IT IS BARREN madeonatmaur
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    Baking cup - HOPE YOU LIKE MY NEW RECIPE THEY'RE CALLED SHUT THE FUCUPCAKES
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    Text - I DON'T Today is the day oh yes I'm in luck! For today is the day I just don't give a fuck GIVE ... I've run out of fucks I tell you. it's true It doesn't matter to me If they're red fucks or blue I don't give a fuck whether I'm here or I'm there I don't give a fuck If you're mauled by a bear One FUCK I don't give a fuck About the what's or the who's And I don't give a fuck That I drink too much booze Two FUCKS what's that you say? Oh you still give a fuck? Well I have five words for you
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    Flag - THE 4TH OF JULY CELEBRATING A TIME WHEN TWO NATIONS STOOD TOGETHER UNDER A COMMON PRINCIPLE THAT ENGLAND NEEDED TO GET FUCKED
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    Furniture - perks-of being-chinese fooge a వ్ాన్ Restaurant in Japan tries to make dining alone less awkward by seating patrons with giant stuffed animals.. "Shall we order dessert?" "No thanks. im stuffed. 94,612 notes
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    Advertising - When you see someone you don't like in public coming over to talk to you.. No Ren CaCola Wokeason CocaCola Coca-Cola Enjay! lo
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    Arm
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    Font - I made my steering wheel full of cleansing energy, now every time I drive I vibe up and my car gets a love charge as welle Im doing my entire car interior with crystalst TOSAST/OET CONGRATULATIONS YOU JUST TURNED YOUR AIRBAG INTO A CLAYMORE
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    Furniture - What a waste of money Said no gamer ever ***
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    Gun - A SALT-RIFLE Cofa KreezcomME
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    Nail - XX
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    Kitchen sink - Life hack- instead of cleaning them, print out a picture of a clean sink and place it on top of the dirty dishes

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Ada Elder has been creating content for Cheezburger since 2017. Her hobbies include cooking, rescuing cats, and spending money on vet bills. She graduated top of her class in the Navy Seals, and has been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and has over 300 confirmed kills. She is trained in gorilla warfare and is the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to her but just another target.

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Ada Elder has been creating content for Cheezburger since 2017. Her hobbies include cooking, rescuing cats, and spending money on vet bills. She graduated top of her class in the Navy Seals, and has been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and has over 300 confirmed kills. She is trained in gorilla warfare and is the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to her but just another target.