Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (October 30, 2020)

Whether you're single, married, or in a situationship, you'll know that relationships are a rollercoaster of emotions. The highs, the lows, and everything in between are what makes love worth it — or so they say. And during the lows, it's vital to laugh together to get you through the hard times. The hilarious people of Twitter understand relationships all too well and know how to use humor to push through. Here are this week's funniest relationship tweets we came across to make you feel less alone in the frustrations of all things romance related.



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    Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland 000 Not sure what most couples do to keep the spark alive in their marriage but just touched up the trim paint on the baseboards and door frames. 12:25 AM Oct 23, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 35 Retweets 17 Quote Tweets 1.4K Likes
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    Text - URSULA 000 @3sunzzz One day you're happily married and the next day you catch your husband making cauliflower mashed potatoes. 3:16 PM · Oct 25, 2020 · Twitter for Android 110 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 516 Likes
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    Text - Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer My husband has started watching YouTube channels (on our main tv) about bourbon. It's just guys drinking bourbon and talking about different bourbons and what's good bourbon and what's not. I've been divorced once I don't think he realizes l'll do it again in a heartbeat. 7:13 AM · Oct 25, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 80 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1.2K Likes
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    Text - Jessie @mommajessiec He died doing what he loved, folding towels in half rather than in thirds. 8:14 PM · Oct 27, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 87 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 393 Likes
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    Text - ho baby ;) @ThisLocalHater An extreme sport but it's just trying to respond to a woman who says, "I'm fine" 8:20 PM · Oct 27, 2020 · Twitter for Android 88 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 230 Likes >
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    Text - Snarky Mommy @SnarkyMommy78 000 Me: wanna do the spaghetti tonight? Husband: um, we had pasta last night though Me: what's your point 8:17 PM · Oct 23, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 27 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 236 Likes
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    Text - Charlie Alzamora @chalzamora Me: Did you ever wonder what it would be like to be single? Wife: Every damn day. 5:04 AM - Oct 25, 2020 · Twitter Web App 6 Retweets 14 Likes
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    Text - Cat Rosé (from the dead) @WinningByARose me: I need a cure for a broken heart witch: ok drink this me: what is it witch: vodka 9:09 PM Oct 25, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 220 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets 1.5K Likes >
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    Text - Rachel Elizabeth @feminist_th0t One time after sex a guy said "wow, you were actually pretty good!" and it's like okay stop talking about me like l'm a grape Jolly Rancher 5:02 PM Oct 22, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 30 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 767 Likes
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    Text - your other spooky mom @difficultpatty Imagine finding your soulmate and then finding out that they say "okee dokee, artichokie" and "cool beans" in the same sentence. 4:18 AM Oct 27, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 45 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 362 Likes >
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    Text - Arianna Bradford @TheNYAMProject When I feel like my husband seems to relaxed, I'll just start a sentence with "y'know, I've been thinking.." 2:58 AM Oct 27, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 40 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 336 Likes >
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    Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix My wife just said "It's freezing in here." Let the thermostat wars begin. 3:30 PM · Oct 26, 2020 · Twitter Web App 9 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 90 Likes >
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