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Kumail Nanjiani Bravely Documents an Airplane Passenger With Pasty Thighs and No Sense of Decency

Silicon Valley actor Kumail Nanjiani shared this horrifying story. The moral of the story here, please keep your pants on during flight.

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    Text - Kumail Nanjiani Follow @kumailn Tweet storm. I was on a plane a couple of days ago. A guy took off his jeans & lounged around in his boxers with his feet up on the wall.
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    Text - Kumail Nanjiani Follow @kumailn After 4 hours, a flight attendant finally said "Could you please put your feet down? People are walking through here." 40 second stare down
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    Text - Kumail Nanjiani Follow @kumailn 5 mins go by & he thrusts one foot back up like a fist raised against an unjust sky.
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    Text - Kumail Nanjiani Follow @kumailn This guy was rude to the staff the entire time. If he didn't get the flight attendant's attention, he would slam his fist on the armrest Before boarding, he stood right at the gate 30 mins early. Wheelchairs went around him. "I can't wait to get in there & get my pants off!"
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    Product - Kumail Nanjiani Follow @kumailn Descending. No jeans. Right before landing, he stands in the aisle, in defiance of decency & lighted seatbelt signs. He puts on his jeans.
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    Text - Kumail Nanjiani Follow @kumailn He walks off the plane. No police is waiting for him. No justice. He adjusts his belt, and the monster blends into a crowd. Best part: The movie he chose to watch through his hairy thigh "V"? Florence Foster Jenkins. About a woman who can't READ THE ROOM The End.
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    Good News Though, We Found the Perpetrator!

    Animated cartoon - Don Moynihan @donmoyn 5h @kumailn Was this the gentleman in question? TES
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