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See a Master At Work With This Guy's Next-Level Trolling Game on Tinder

Wit is something of an indispensable gift when it comes to mastering one's Tinder game, and this guy definitely excels at his craft.

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    Text - 7:44 Emma Messages About Hey Emma, what's the difference between jelly and jam 3 min. ago The consistency? 1 min. ago oh okay, thanks! Now
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    Text - Happy to help! Emma April 11 One Month Later Okay Emma, so what's the difference between a psychopath and a sociopath? July 28 In the scientific community there isn't a difference. Psychopaths/sociopaths just have antisocial personality disorder. In fiction though, psychopaths are more manipulative and better with people, while sociopaths tend to be quiet and stay on the outskirts of society Emma July 29 oh okay, thanks! July 29
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    Text - Another Month Later Alright Emma, what's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? 34 min. ago They're the same thing but people call them different things Emma 27 min. ago oh okay, thanks! Sent GIF Send a message...
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    Text - LTE 4:51 Emily You know, when I was a kid, I used to go on a lot of hikes with my mom One day we were walking near this waterfall. I decided it would be a good idea to go over the railing and try to touch it. Long story short, she got so upset that she pinched the tip of my penis until I screamed "EEK!" 3 days ago She pinched it God damn Emily Now GIF Send a message...
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    Text - LTE 1:39 Zoe I'll fight you man but I'll kick your ass honestly Zoe Yesterday I fuckin hope so, the only thingI want in life is for the pussy to beat ME up Yesterday You've come to the right place Zoe Yesterday Phew, what a relief! I've searching my WHOLE life for a woman who understands that her place is in the kitchen making me a knuckle sandwich Yesterday LOL I think I hate you Zoe 1 hr. ago GIF Send a message...
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    Text - LTE 10:16 Marissa Wanna eat chicken nuggets while neg you into sleeping with me? 2 days ago Haha chicken nuggets are just ok tho Marissa Yesterday Unfortunately so am I 23 hr. ago Doubt it, you have a brand new shirt Marissa 22 hr. ago What does that have to with whether or not I'm a chicken nugget 20 hr. ago I'm not really sure Marissa 3 hr. ago GIF Send a message...
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    Text - Stevie I hope Trump rounds up all the Muslims and sends them to a good college 19 hr. ago ВАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНА amen Stevie 13 hr. ago So anyways, listen. What do you say we get together soon so you can be MASSIVELY disappointed 18 hr. ago Oh my gosh, I could cut your confidence witha butter knife!!! Tell me more about howI could never introduce you to my mother!? Stevie 4 hr. ago Your mom will probably think I'm funny in a kind of pitiful way, but your dad is NOT gonna be happy about it wha
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    Text - BAHAHAHA! In appreciate your dark sarcastic humor!! Whatchu know about my daddy!?!? Stevie 35 min. ago Iknow your daddy gives a stern handshake, and even more stern kissies. Sent GIF Send a message... LTE 10:44 Jac I bet I can fit your whole fist in my mouth 15 min. ago Im sure you could tbh Jac 13 min. ago How bout I get those digits so I can suck on yours 7 min. ago
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    Text - But um but what if i dont have a phone? Jac 5 min. ago That's not my problem. 1 min. ago I mean only if you wanted the digits which i dont think you actually do. Jac Now Look, are you trying to get knuck sucked or not 7 min. ago At the moment. No. Lol but thank you? Jac 6 min. ago You're welcome 3 min. ago IIl make sure to hit you up first though when i do. Jac 2 min. ago
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    Text - I knew I raised you right 1 min. ago Oi see thank you poppy Jac Now GIF Send a message... O E11:59 Reilly Is there a cause that you stand for? 1 hr. ago Nope. I'm a nihilist Reilly 54 min. ago How do I join? 43 min. ago
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    Text - Well. You read some cool books. Then you read some fucked up books That's how I did it Reilly 6 min. ago Does it have its own Bible or what 20 hr. ago It's an audio book Reilly 7 hr. ago Narrated by the ghost of Elliot smith Reilly 6 hr. ago I'm not into jazz musicians. Ever let a black man? 1 hr. ago What? Reilly Now Well? 2 min. ago
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    Text - I don't know what you're talking about. Reilly 1 min. ago Cmoooooon have you? Sent Have I let a black man what Reilly Now Join nihilism 14 min. ago Well I haven't come across a potential black nihilist before but I would let them join if they wanted Reilly 8 min. ago That's really kind of you. How about i get that number so we can discuss this inside a person? ;A) 4 min. ago
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    Text - I'm afraid your word choice has me a bit confused Reilly 1 min. ago Sorry. Auto-correct lol. I meant inside an animal Sent One Month Later I saw your Reddit you suck Reilly 7 min. ago 6 min. ago Well my male friends saw it and sent it to each other Ur famous Reilly 5 min. ago Cool! Ever let a famous person cum in you before? Sent
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    Text - LTE 1:38 Frank Have you ever had somebody walk in the room while you're just sitting there thinking about something weird, like if prostitution was legal but only for animals, and then get embarrassed as if they heard what you were just thinking? 29 min. ago Yes,but that's the obvious way to tell when you're around an alien because they're the only ones who can invade your brain like that. Hence the embarrassment. Frank 15 min. ago Is that why your parents gave you a boys name? 10 min. ag
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    Snout - Did you pick it because you look like the dog from men in black? 29 min. ago Yes, that's absolutely logical. +5 for you! Frank 18 min. ago Don't worry, I'm pretty pugly myself. We should get together and pay each other for sex since it's legal now. 10 min. ago Frank 10 min. ago
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    Text - Us? 14 min. ago I'm definitely not a pug sooo no? Haha Frank 16 min. ago Why are you dogging my advances? 11 min. ago I'd say for being a dog, but dogs everything and I'm not convinced that's the case here. Frank 6 min. ago You are the most gorgeous, amazing woman I have seen in my life. I find comfort in the deep emptiness of your eyes. Puddles of vacant relaxation. Your smile glows with a forced pain hiding behind it, like poetry.I truly feel like I can be someone else around you. I kno
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    Text - LTE 8:28 Kelsea Aye gurl, you wanna go on a date with a guy who's 12 years old where it counts? Yesterday That's impressive Kelsea 4 hr.ago Thank you. Anyways, you got a whip? I need you to swoop me so you can take me out to get a Mighty Kid's Meal" 4 hr. ago I got a McDonald's right down the street from me. You want a boy toy or girl toy? I don't judge Kelsea 4 min. ago Oh. Sorry, I guess I was giving off the wrong impression. I kind of already have a boy toy. Sent GIF Send a message...
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    Text - Brandy open the train, here comes the MOUTH 6 hr. ago What's that mean? Brandy Now CHEW CHEW Sent GIF Send a message...
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    Text - < Sarah You look like you could bench press 2 eight-year-old boys 7 min. ago That's a new one. Lol Sarah 6 min. ago I'm essentially an eight-year-old boy mind giving me a lift? 4 min. ago Im good Sarah 13 min. ago What if I give you money for gas What if I buy your gym pass What if I'm actually a nine-year-old boy What if I make you a protein shake What if I'm actually a protein shake
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    Text - What if you're actually a protein shake What if everything's actually protein shake Oh god, I have to go Sent GIF Send a message... O LTE 12:2S Tori Do you wanna make a suicide pact with me? 8 min. ago sure I'm down. how do you wanna go? Tori 5 min. ago
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    Text - I want us to spend time going around doing normal things, like going out to eat, seeing movies, etc. And then when the most mundane minor inconvenience happens, like getting a flat tire or something, we just pull out a gun and off ourselves right then. Preferably with lots of confused witnesses 10 min. ago wow I'm really feelin that idea. so romantic suicide by gun is too cliche though we have to use something cooler Tori 2 min. ago How the hell do you expect me to get a chainsaw into a m
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    Text - Or maybe we could hire somebody so that when the time comes I just whistle really loudly and a fuckin ninja shows up and takes both of us out 33 min. ago that would probably be one of the most badass ways to die I like the way you think Tori 20 min. ago T like the way you refuse to settle for less. Phone number? 3 min. ago hahah yes. me up whenevaaa hit Tori Now GIF Send a message...
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