People Unveil The Outrageous Things They Were Taught In 'Abstinence Only' Sex-Ed

Sex-ed is a little different in each school. Every state has its own laws about how sex ought to be taught. Then there are private schools, which have completely free rein to teach whatever the f*ck they want. Should they have that authority? It's not my place to decide. But all of the people I know who got an abstinence-only sex-ed experience tend to have the craziest theories that they eventually have to unlearn, and sometimes it can be quite funny.

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via u/bonzmcdongz

Reddit user u/bonzmcdonz asked people who received an 'Abstinence Only' sex education to share the craziest 'knowledge' that was fed to them by their teachers. Apparently, a lot more people than I expected received this form of sex-ed because there were over 17k responses. These Reddit users sure delivered outrageous.
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via u/snarkylinguist

You see, this one is very interesting. I don't quite see the logic, but 10 points for creativity. If somebody has ever genuinely gotten pregnant this way, that would be an incredible documentary to watch. But I'm going to guess this was just a desperate attempt to avoid having girls and boys alone together.
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via u/Lestat1791
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via u/TheApoptosis
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via u/countrymac96
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via u/LoveBy137
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via u/Amaline4
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via u/Khale77
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via u/freckledjezebel
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via u/Rickrickrickrickrick
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via u/Oregonja
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via u/KleinP7
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via u/Diet_Coke
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via u/fraulien_buzz_kill
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via u/mekdot83

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