The Dirty Duchess of Tinder Shares Some of Her More Entertaining Tinder Conversations

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mattstaff
Aug 23, 2019 9:00 PM EDT

What I love most of all when it comes to this particular Tinderer sharing her conversations is the fact that she addressed herself on Imgur as, The Lady Tinderer, which implies some vague sort of posh nobility to an otherwise dirtied and depraved modern day dating process. So big ups. I think. Or maybe she's just pretentious. Anyways, let's enjoy some solid Tinder conversing as portrayed from the lady's perspective.

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  • 01
    Text - Jeff Hey! You're beautiful :) i'm looking for a person to see on going, mostly for sex, but dates as well. Are you down? I'm not into random hookups. Jan 19, 2016, 8:55 PM Yes I am! I'm looking for someone who has a nice animal, mostly for petting but also to take pictures with. Can u fill my requirement? I'm not into random dog hook ups Lol pardon Did I spell something incorrectly? Are you dtf Do u have a dog
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    Text - Jake Hahahaha same my roommate brought it up and I shred I have no music talent what So ever I play guitar but that's about it:) I learned how to play hot crust buns on the recorder in grade 5 Hahahahaha well play that for me and you won my heart Well now I have to go out and buy a recorder I will serenade you with hot crust buns
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    Text - Daniel YOU MATCHED WITH DANIEL ON 2016-03-06 if we were at dinner and i dropped my whole plate on the ground, how quickly would you offer me all of your food Mar 6, 2016, 3:13 AM Quicker than I'd climax making love to you Mar 6, 2016, 2:24 PM So like less than 30 seconds? Sent
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    Text - Denim YOU MATCHED WITH DENIM ON 2016-01-19 What kind of overalls does Mario wear
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    Text - Jacob YOU MATCHED WITH JACOB ON 2017-01-04 Mutant Only on my moms side Is that where you get them from Yes. My mom is an experienced mutant giver Well thank her for me Cause dem eyes blue af homie
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    Text - Corey Im really curious What exactly a day in the life of a professional kitchen counter climber is like ?? Hahaha It's pretty intense! Not going to lie. I have had a lot of close calls, you never really know what lies beneath your feet. One day it could just be crumbs from some left over toast but next thing you know the entire bottom of your foot is covered in peanut butter Omfg that was great Sounds like your really living life on the edge of a delicious snack
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    Text - Greg Greg I have a very serious question to ask you Pulp or no pulp ? Idc So you just love oj You don't care if it has puld or not? Вye Wow ok rude Do u like h8 oj or something? n.
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    Text - Ror YOU MATCHED WITH ROR ON 2017-01-03 Is your name actually ror? Or is that like short form for something, Jan 4, 2017, 10:43 AM My name is Rory. No my name is not the Sound a lion makes lol Jan 4, 2017, 12:59 PM I was about to say, your name brings out the inner emo kid in me (Rawr XD)
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    Text - Christian How many ice cubes do you think you could put down your pants before crying? Jan 4, 2017, 1:38 PM Probs a milly That's fuckin hardcore Jan 8, 2017, 2:39 PM Thanks beb, should we give it a try? Jan 17, 2017, 12:16 AM You sure you're ok with me seeing you cry? You mean a lot to me and I want to open up to you
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    Text - Daniel YOU MATCHED WITH DANIEL ON 2016-03-06 if we were at dinner and i dropped my whole plate on the ground, how quickly would you offer me all of your food Mar 6, 2016, 3:13 AM Quicker than I'd climax making love to you Mar 6, 2016, 2:24 PM So like less than 30 seconds? Sent
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    Text - Ty Jun 29, 2015, 7:47 PM do you ever see a dog and just think, i bet that dog is a pervert just a sick disgusting dog pervert Jun 29, 2015, 8:02 PM No Kayak, nol don't. Also please note my phone kept changing your name to kayak & I'm far too lazy to correct it. I like that name, I might just legally change my name to kayak Okay, go pursue your dreams of becoming a watercraft.
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    Text - Brodie Jun 29, 2015, 7:59 PM how many ice cubes can you fit down your underwear before crying? Jun 29, 2015, 11:40 PM Trick question l don't wear underweari or pants
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    Text - < Tim YOU MATCHED WITH TIM ON 2016-10-28 Damn boi I would like a piece of u Sent Nov 2, 2016, 1:23 AM Mm too bad , i only give out the full thing
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    Text - Rich YOU MATCHED WITH RICH ON 2017-01-06 what's the weirdest liquid your toes have ever been in? Jan 7, 2017, 2:42 AM That's not even a fair question Jan 7, 2017, 5:21 AM ITS TOTALLY FAIR Jan 8, 2017, 4:00 AM saliva
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    This is right about where I low-key fell in love

    Text - Shane YOU MATCHED WITH SHANE ON 2016-08-16 Favourite kind of Doritos? Aug 17, 2016, 6:39 PM There is no such thing l eat all of them No discrimination #alldoritosmatter Sent
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    Text - K Ben YOU MATCHED WITH BEN ON 2016-07-28 Dang Boi u sexy Sent Jul 28, 2016, 8:56 PM Damn. Your so hot my zippers falling for you.
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    Her Tinder profile pic for reference...

    Cool - finc PARTY NIGHT TRAPPERS ALLEY This could be you ALAH PHOTO
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