Ever been hit with a devilishly smug comeback or 'fun fact' that you are certain is illogical but still can't be argued with? Everybody knows a guy who pulls these out in every situation he possibly can. The sort of remark that feels wrong but is technically true and makes you want to punch and high-five the perpetrator simultaneously? You know what we're talking about. And if you don't, you've probably missed out on the comedy gold of r/technicallythetruth. It's filled with funny and frustratingly true nuggets of humor from all across the internet: Twitter, Tumblr, Reddit, and even some unfortunate text exchanges that the recipients simply had to upload. If you're feeling woefully out of the loop, not to worry! We have painstakingly collected a bunch of amusing posts from the sub for you to laugh and/or roll your eyes at. Don't say we never gave you anything.
Hey, hey. He's got a point. Muscles can't get sore if they don't exist.