The Weirdest DM's People Received That They Wish They Could Unsee

If you're new to the internet, you may not have noticed that there are basically always robots trying to get money off of you by sliding in your DM's. It's obviously not funny when they're successful, but sometimes the things they say are so hilarious you can't help but be entertained by their attempts.

And if it's not a robot trying to slide in, then it's probably some random guy who feels this is the appropriate way to shoot his shot. 20 or so years ago, before DM's, weird people would just run up to you and say confusing a*s things, now they still can do that, but the internet allows them to keep it up once they go back home on their computer. It's definitely a weird world we live in.

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via u/hepbirht2u

It was Reddit user u/hepbirht2u who asked people to share the weirdest DM they've received. There are definitely some darker places on the internet, so we can imagine these get pretty f*cking weird.
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via u/newsensequeen

Sometimes your weirdest DM's don't come from complete strangers. Sometimes it's just your dumb drunk friend. You have to give this guy 10 points though for truly committing to the spam.
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via u/jokerstyle00
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via u/FunkTurkey
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via u/amalgamas
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via u/Iwantcaaaake
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via u/Mersak
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via u/MotorwaveMedia
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via u/switchbladefantasy
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via u/livinglifesince1997
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via u/Stockstakemymoney
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via u/QueenAxla
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via u/beheuhwbw
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via u/NowWithMoreChocolate
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via u/Mr_Bubblemer
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via u/sloeman

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