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Man Who Survived Being Trapped Inside A Whale's Mouth Answers The Internet's Questions

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    Font - r/IAMA + Join Posted by u/bloxiefox • 11d 2Top Awarded 1 3 1 3 1 1 3 2 1 21 13 1 2 1 * 2 3 2 1 2以84 3 62 3 3 79 2 1 89 2 9. I'm a lobster diver who recently survived being inside of a whale. AMA! Unique Experience I'm Jacob, his son, and ill be relaying the questions to him since he isn't the most internet-savvy person. Feel free to ask anything about his experience(s)!

    Jacob, you are truly doing amazing work for the internet over here, and we are so glad that your father agreed to be part of this. Thank you for taking the time to ask him all these questions and helping him tell one of the most insane tales that we have ever come across on the internet.

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    Honestly, we could not even imagine an experience like his, yet his answers did help us understand somewhat. Even though this must have been a terrifying experience, and his fears definitely do show through his answers, he has still managed to keep a positive attitude. Probably in part thanks to you, Jacob. Jacob, you rule. 

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    Product - thewayfaringflashpac 11d Are you disappointed you didn't get shot out his blowhole like in the cartoons? 4 11.3k | Reply + bloxiefox 11d That probably would have hurt a lot more. (Speaking as Jacob, this would have been epic.) 4 13.4k Q Reply +, 2@23
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    Product - bright_shiny_objects 11d What actor do you want play you in the future Netflix movie? 1 10.0k | Reply + bloxiefox 11d Matt Damon. (His wife says Sean Penn.) 4 13.2k Reply +
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    Font - splimp 11d Was its tongue smooth like a dogs or scratchy like a cats? 1 9.5k 3 Reply + bloxiefox 11d I was in a dry suit, couldn't really tell. Also, the mouth was filled with water. 12.1k Q Reply
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    Font - HanShotF1rst226 11d What's the craziest thing that's ever happened to you? Edit: thanks for the awards everyone! The one day I actually leave the house and shit blows up lol 合9.1k Reply 香4 231 bloxiefox 11d This. No doubt. Plane crash is in a close second. 1 9.6k Reply +, sooprcow 11d No offense, but I don't think we should ever hang out. 4 17.6k 3 Reply +) 的S6
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    Font - TheAnnieDude 11d 1. How did you get out? 2. Were you able to see anything? 3. What bad things could have happened inside which didn't happen fortunately? 1 7.8k Reply +) O bloxiefox 11d 1. Eventually the whale managed to dislodge me by moving its head and tounge, I think. 2. Nope. Completely dark. 3. I could've suffocated, or drowned if I didn't retrieve my regulator in time. 1 10.4k Q Reply +,
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    Product - Flying-Wild 11d What was your 'last thought' when you realised you'd been eaten by a whale? 合7.7k QReply ④ bloxiefox 11d My wife and kids. 4 12.3k Reply + stuffZACKlikes 11d Which kid is your favorite? 1 7.8k Reply 曼221 bloxiefox 11d He laughed when I asked him this. 4 12.0k Q Reply +)
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    Rectangle - conmanmurphy 11d Did you see the whale coming and just couldn't get out of the way or did it sneak up on you? 4 6.4k 3 Reply O bloxiefox 11d Not at all. Came up behind from me, felt it close down, then boom. 4 8.1k Q Reply
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    Font - sharkifyification 11d What's the most interesting thing you've seen while under the surface diving for lobsters? 仓6.1k Reply bloxiefox 11d A dead body. 仓8.4k Reply 1 sharkifyification 11d Damn! Did you have to go through the process of reporting it to authorities or anything like that? 4 4.2k Q Reply + O bloxiefox 11d Yep. It was a missing person, an active case. Stumbled upon it and got it found. 合8.2k Reply +, 香22
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    Product - MelonMuenster 11d What is the reaction when you get to the hospital to get checked out and the doctors ask you what happened? 企5.8k Reply + bloxiefox 11d I said "I got stuck in a whale's mouth." All the nurses and doctors at the hospital came to see me and ask me about it. One nurse came in with a notepad, she asked me for lottery numbers! 1 12.2k Reply +) Ssutuanjoe 11d Doctor here. You'll be giving the folks who design medical billing a coding a run for their money, from here on out.
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    Font - 420xyolo 11d What were the injuries sustained? 4 5.3k O Q Reply bloxiefox 11d ... Soft tissue damage, nothing serious. Thankfully. 1 7.6k Reply +) scottimusprimus 11d What do you think caused the soft tissue damage, and why do you think your legs were hurt? 4 2.6k Reply bloxiefox 11d Blunt force of the whale's mouth, I could feel it clamping down on my legs. Also I got pretty banged up while it was trying to force me out. 1 5.0k Reply
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    Rectangle - clashvalley 11d Did you find any lobsters in there? 4 5.0k O Q Reply bloxiefox 11d .. Sadly, no. 1 4.7k Q Reply
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    Product - whereismom 11d Did the whale swim away with you for a bit, or spit you out near your dive site? 4 5.0k Reply O bloxiefox 11d ... I could feel it swimming around, but it spit me out not too far from where my boat was with my mate. 1 6.9k Reply
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    Azure - AnotherBirdOnTheWire 11d Jacob, how do you plan to top your father's story? 企4.5k Reply + O bloxiefox 11d ... Swallowing a whale 1 19.5k Q Reply 3 6 15
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    Facial expression - sgeep 11d How long were you trapped? Were you concerned at any point that you might die? 4 4.5k Q Reply + bloxiefox 11d Trapped for about 30-40 seconds. Yes, I was almost convinced I was going to die that day. 1 7.1k Reply
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    Rectangle - TinKicker 11d Do you have a name for this whale? Has anyone slapped an awesome nickname on you yet? 1 3.6k Reply + bloxiefox 11d No name for the whale yet. But it's pretty obvious that many people are calling me "Jonah". now. 1 7.0k Q Reply +
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    Rectangle - TheExpandingMind 11d To your knowledge, was the whale injured in the process of your escape? 合3.6k Reply bloxiefox 11d The whale turned out completely ok. Maybe a bit annoyed. 4 6.1k O Q Reply 2

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