Girls, as we know, are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. If traditional gender roles have taught us anything, it's that our most important role in life is to be as pretty as we possibly can, until we fade into boring and ugly middle-aged irrelevance. As any good parent knows, this whole process all starts with naming her right. If you want your daughter to be a princess and not a bricklayer, you've got to set your intent with whatever name you are going to be screaming across the park in several years' time.
Buying into the dream that manifesting the perfect girl is all in what she is called, Twitter users have started to share with the world all their ideas about girl names that they think could really work. Predictably, they aren't the most conventional choices. While no-one in their right mind is going to name their baby after a tweet, these do give us some food for thought.
