Captain, the computer has just returned a 98.4% probabliity, based on current data, that you are a shameless Horndog....

'If I am not employed there, the software cannot be used': Teacher wipes software from all machines before leaving for good after years of free extra labor 1

'She was fired': Hybrid employee takes a take a sick day instead after being admonished by boss for working an additional day from home while sick 2

'You've got to be kidding': Inexperienced new employee abruptly leaves IT company after senior employee fails to help him adjust to the workload 3

'I quit. Karen reported me to HR for it': Sales ops director leaves after HR sides with lazy Karen, now Karen is furious that she has to work 4

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‘You need to start prioritizing your children’: New Father of Two Is Out Partying While His Wife Stays At Home With the Kids, She Gets the Men of Reddit Involved 6

It shouldn't be allowed! 1

Uber 2

Blasphemy 3

Pregnant Dog That Was Almost Euthanized Gets Rescued And Gives Birth, Her Puppies Get Adopted, Now She Thinks That All Kittens Are Her Babies (Video) 4

He'll catch one for us 5

So glad 6