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Top Trending Crazy Dating App Messages This Week (September 26, 2022)

Seasons may change, but wild dating app behavior will never go away.

 

These top trending dating app messages and profiles were compiled from Reddit's r/Tinder subreddit and exemplify the best of the bizarre. We'll always come across those strange bios that make you just have to swipe right to learn more or those crazy questions from people you just matched with that will keep you up at night. Tinder certainly brings out the weird in people. 

 

For more content like this, check out these top trending relatable work memes. Keep scrolling below for these wild messages and for some commentary from yours truly!

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  • 1
    Product - 12:22 < Orange YOU MATCHED WITH ORANGE ON 9/20/22 id love to get that peel off of you I can really peel the love in this message I matched with an orange Juicy sweet and seedless it will be Now I die happy, complete A haiku LTE What are you looking for on here? Solid try, A for effort Scoping out the territory. I've been harassed to get back into the dating scene and I'm not really sure if it's something that I'm really feelin at the moment so someone told me to get a feel for it and n

    This person's type must be citrus.

    Via u/discreet_eels
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  • 2
    Rectangle - r/Tinder Posted by u/Polish Mountain 10 hours ago another day, another weird first message from a man K GIF Monday 21:50 Based upon the photos you provided yes I'd mate with you Type a message... SEND 4

    "Mate"

    This guy must think he's on House of the Dragon or something.

    Via u/PolishMountain
  • 3
    Product - 21:03 < i'm just having fun i'm bored girl ashley what.. Lmfao Are you a guy or girl Then just use ur real account Or are you ugly i have a bf he's doing this with me we're laughing rn 3333 Wasting peoples times isn't too funny But have fun ✓✓ Sent

    This one just made me sad.

    Via u/HumblyEgotistical
  • 4
    Font - Posted by u/Tsar_nick 13 hours ago Darling you're 5' 2", everyone is tall next to you 18:21 I'll fall for you if you're tall 22 Saffron 8 Woman Law Student Irish/Dutch :!!! LTE 5'2" 9 Lo

    This person needs to ~raise~ their standards.

    Via u/Tsar_nick
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  • 5
    Font - 11:24 1 Your Future Ex Wife Business Manager at Franchise Lives in South Amboy 29 miles away About Me Men with cats, just weird. Don't waste my time watching you chronologically age throughout your pics, I will unmatch with you. I like dark features and big muscles. I want someone who makes me feel safe, protected and vulnerable with. Love bald men. Tattoos are a huge plus! I don't do kids, or big dogs they slobber all over everything. Well educated, come from an amazing family.

    We love when the person who names herself "Your Future Ex Wife" thinks the weird thing here is the concept of men with cats. Look inward, girl.

    Via u/Aggravating_Youth
  • 6
    Product - r/Tinder Posted by u/SpunkyMonkey67 6 hours ago Her bio asked for an interesting fact. I delivered. 9:37 1 Crystal Lina ..LTE YOU MATCHED WITH CRYSTAL LINA ON 7/29/22 The average speed of a worker honeybee is 15 mph and normal people only run about 8 mph. So basically we're fucked.. Today 9:37 AM Well, guess I'll just pack up my bees and go. + Sent

    This guy seems like a catch tbh.

    Via u/SpunkyMonkey67
  • 7
    Product - r/Tinder. Posted by u/tristantates 23 hours ago At least go by Hugh? 9:21 Human YOU MATCHED WITH HUMAN ON 9/18/22 i just moved away from the beach My pics make you miss the beach? The ones of you on the beach yes What's your name? My parents named me David. But I go by human

    Hugh Man

    Via u/tristantates
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  • 8
    Sleeve - r/Tinder. Posted by u/Jackielegs93 1 day ago First time seeing one of these in the wild Velonika 28 8 Woman Lives in Prospect 61 kilometres away About me Hi If anyone come across this man. He's got a family at home.. So hola its ur girl vee. Been together for 11 yrs with with children. SHARE VELONIKA'S PROFILE SEE WHAT A FRIEND THINKS

    Ooof, this guy needs to come home.

    Via u/Jackielegs93
  • 9
    Smile - r/Tinder Posted by u/g_bagel 8 hours ago 2 What a charming way to ask if my brothers and I are biologically related Facebook. ☎ 7:48 PM Why are they marshmallows and you slightly toasted Write a message

    Creative phrasing, I guess.

    Via u/g_bagel
  • 10
    Font - r/Tinder. Posted by u/jessiebuckles 6 hours ago It's 1:40 am but I won't be sleeping Hey! Ur super cute too Great minds~ Hey! Ur super cute I mean what's it matter, when you can claim it? Who is they btw Oh just the eldritch entities that designed this vessel Please elaborate A few unperceivable beings crafted me to taste of a mortal coil through its own eyes. Honestly such a long story We just think you're a gorgeous sight and want to get to know you~ Delivered

    My jaw dropped at this one.

    Via u/jessiebuckles
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  • 11
    Forehead - r/Tinder. Posted by u/Background-Bus3033 21 hours ago 32 32 46 miles away i

    The pandemic aged this man.

    Via u/Background-Bus3033
  • 12
    Font - 01:17 QO Kate.k 0.02 KB/S Looks like we both have good taste How come? May I ask W12 44 72% Ahh great Today 00:32 Today 01:01 Its cute for first impression Do you have a car? Because we matched Can u teach me drive on tuesday morning ? I have a test drive on tuesday afternoon If u dont mind I'll take care your dinner 33. O Yes Sent O

    First date in a student driver vehicle feels like an accident waiting to happen.

    Via u/BlazeBroker
  • 13
    Product - r/Tinder Posted by u/Crazyfoot13 4 hours ago Respectful but flawed strategy I think.... 18:27 4 ◄ Search Aria's info bAria Not interested in anyone living in Dublin. #respectfully Single Don't want Socially A English Postgraduate degree I'm interested in... Straight "No pets ✔Spiritual #tattoo Location Dublin Verification Occasional smoker Aria in photo-verified X .5G MO ✔ % 165 cm C Introvert Cancer

    This person needs to just move and that might solve the issue.

    Via u/Crazyfoot13
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  • 14
    Font - r/Tinder. Posted by u/JustWow52 2 hours ago Whoever he is, he made me laugh 3:11 chef at jones bbq & foot massage Ⓒhogwarts 8 Man Lives in less than a mile away About Me apparently i'm one of those one hit wonders; I hit, and you wonder where i went my mom hasn't liked anyone i've been with, but feel free to get your nails done with her this is all a joke, just like my cooking my best friend is a psycho that likes to play with fire all jokes aside, i want something serious or someone to m

    It's giving Bad Standup Comedian vibes.

    Via u/JustWow52
  • 15
    Blue - r/Tinder Posted by u/ddryhten 1 day ago My new favourite pickup line on Tinder 10:04 G GIF Vety Today 10:04 PM Stay updated. Get Read Receipts. Sent Type a message... SEND

    I got a blank space, baby. 

    Via u/ddryhten

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