As the holiday weekend fast approaches, remember this: it is only a mere distraction from your ultimate purpose as a dedicated worker and contributor to the economy. Relaxing? Spending time with the ones we love (or at least tolerate because they're not our coworkers)? It's not what really counts, when we get down to it. Nope, what we'd all rather be thinking about are the confines of the office, or whatever else that we call a workplace. A full-time job isn't just a livelihood, it's a lifestyle — and one we better not consider slacking on. Once all this is over, things are going right back to how they were. Nothing may change in the long run, but at least we can complain about it to soften the blow. There is a meme for every kind of work-based strife out there, and with any luck some of these will relate to you.
Really?
They're gonna be so productive.
Lunch really hit hard.
Don't even try.
Yeah…
It's that simple.
What purpose did this serve?
Perfect performance.
Rinse and repeat.
No greater betrayal.