Every Caturday an incredibly brilliant and secretive auction is held in Meow City's Blep Bazaar, the one and only place for blep-related merchandise, pictures, and art. This secret auction is by invitation only, and deals in some of the rarest and most bizarre items in the blep world, and the prices reflect that rarity, with some items going for meowllions of cat dollars a piece.
Rumor has it that there is one conniving cat that can get you into that auction, for a price of course. It's said that he works in the illustrious Fur Baby Museum's utterly amazing Bountiful Blep exhibit, balancing the fine line between legal and illegal blep art acquisition, which is why he's willing to sell the whereabouts of the auction. Of course, he uses that money to buy out the illegal art from the auction and bring it to the museum.
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A smol blep for a smol kitten. Though his blep may be teeny, it is as powerful as a full-grown cat's blep, if not stronger! As he grows, he will surely continue to grow more bleptacular, and take his place amongst the blep legends!
'Hooman, I have had enough of these stupid head pats and nose boops every time you see my blep! No longer will Mr. Murdermittens put up with this, for today I put my paw down and start my long-awaited plan for world domination!'
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